Happy Holidays...

Just when we thought your humiliation had reached it's peak...

The santa hat.

And if that's not festive enough - those candy canes light up with a spooky red glow at night. So rather than the holiday display intended, the impression is that you are being burned at the stake.

This could possibly qualify you for sainthood, Mr. Bear.

Bear D'arc... has a nice ring to it...

I'm inclined to pipe in some Johnny Cash music...

"I stepped into a burning ring of fire..."