So I’m sure you’ve heard by now that UCONN Football Coach, Randy Edsall left CT to accept a job coaching in Maryland. As the wife of a Football coach, the mother of a former football player and a resident of CT, here’s my open letter to Randy Edsall.
Edsall, you CLASSLESS, COWARDLY, HYPOCRITICAL DOUCHEBAG.
I’m calling a flag on this play, YOU SLIMY CREEP.
You are a REPREHENSIBLE, COWARDLY ASSWIPE. Did I say COWARDLY?
When Jordan Todman made the decision to leave UCONN for the NFL draft, you made him stand up and tell the team face to face.
And yet, when it was your turn to MAN UP, you tucked your tail between your legs and ran like a dog.
You took that team to the Fiesta Bowl and after a valiant fight on their part, you ditched them like a fat prom date.
While the team returned to CT on a charter flight, you were sneaking off to Maryland without so much as a word of goodbye.
You didn’t have the guts to face those players and be honest with them.
In that one act, you have defined yourself. No matter what success you found (or find in the future), you will forever be known as the COWARDLY DIRTBAG who didn’t have the balls to face the team who looked to him for guidance.
You are the epitome of UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT.
And to the University of Maryland – you fired Ralph Friedgen after he won the ACC coach of the year award to hire Edsall? This COWARDLY LIAR is who you choose to lead your team?
Shame on you.
So long, Randy – Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
Karma’s a bitch. I just hope I’m still around to see it when she bites you in the ass.