|Up to his nuts in snow|
My front walk looks like a luge.
Early in the season, I bought a cover for my shiny stainless grill. It lasted exactly 1 day before it split and dissolved into a puddle around my grill.
Before the next storm, I went to Home Depot and bought a heavy duty tarp. I thought I was pretty clever (the tarp cost $8). I tied it around my shiny stainless grill and smiled, incredibly pleased at the pretty blue shroud.
When the storm was over, as I was shoveling, I was almost blinded by the sun reflecting off my shiny stainless grill.
I figured it probably flipped off and was under the snow close to the grill. So, in a fit of pissed off redheaded pique, I shoveled a space about 4 feet wide around the shiny stainless grill - no pretty blue tarp. It is apparently somewhere in the half acre of back yard, under three feet of snow.
And now, they're predicting another foot of snow. So, today I decided I am not spending another dime on grill covers - and I improvised.
|Trash bags 'n duct tape|
Universal truth - Duct tape is like the force - light on one side, dark on the other and it holds the universe together.