"It might seem crazy what I'm about to say."
So the other day, a strange, nondescript gray minivan pulled into my driveway. Since I wasn't expecting anyone and our neighborhood is infested with Jehovah's Witnesses, I did what any normal, mature adult would do.
I slipped into Ninja mode, dropped to the floor and crawled under the windowsill to scope it out.
The van had no signage on it, so that narrowed it down - either someone looking for directions or Jesus was off the leash again.
From my vantage point under the window, I saw a skinny dude with a tall hat and a neon green vest get out of the van and jog up my front walk.
As I stumbled to the front door, I heard a *thump* on the porch. I opened the door just as he jumped back into the van and drove away.
I opened the door and looked down and that's when the magnitude of what I'd just witnessed hit me.
I had just seen with my own two eyes, the mysterious and elusive Amazon Drone!
This is epic. This is the technological equivalent of Bigfoot, Yeti and the Chupacabra. This is like the Terminator only better.
They took something that originally looks like this:
And they camouflaged it to look like this:
So keep your eyes peeled and listen for the clapping. You just might spot him too.
This has all the makings of a blockbuster reality show. I need to organize a drone-tracking team.
"I hear claaaaaaaaaapping..."