It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
So my friend, Sue lives in the next town. She got quite a chuckle when I showed her this blog. "Who in their right mind would put a bear on their lawn? They must be nuts. Glad they're next door to you and not me!"
Oh yeah, Sue had some fun with it...
"I hope you're happy!"
I didn't know what she was talking about until she went on to say that in the center of her town, there was now ... a bear!
Right in front of the Town Hall.
As you can see, this bear is quite a bit different than my own. With his light muzzle and rounder ears - he bears a slight resemblance to Fred Flintstone.
So, there he sits. In front of the Town Hall. I wave to him every morning and night when driving to and from work.
"Who in their right mind would put a bear in front of the Town Hall?"
I'm thinking perhaps it's someone with a deep-seated political grudge...
Because the way he's sitting... he looks like he's taking a dump in that tree...