|Le Garden - en mulch|
Here in New England, the addiction to lawn ornaments is an epidemic. It's a slippery slope from one cute concrete gnome to Mary-On-The-Halfshell and Pink Flamingos.
Our house is surrounded by solar lights and (are you sensing a theme here? ) red mulch. I'm thinking we can skip the chatchkes for now.
Although, there's room in the back yard for a Koi pond...