Each year I plant boatloads of impatiens. They may be my favorite annual because they come in virtually every color, they grow in shade, they tell you immediately when they need water (they wilt visibly - sometimes I swear I can hear them gasping) and if you fertilize the hell out of them, they will quickly fill whatever space you put them in, completely eliminating the need to do much weeding.
Yesterday, at the back of a bed of impatiens I discovered this:
|Oh. Em. Gee.|
I showed it to Sparky but he dismissed it. "It's just a hole. Relax."
Relax? How can I relax? I watch NatGeo TV!
Now it all makes sense. The bunny that lived in our yard disappeared. And the squirrel population is dwindling rapidly. The signs are obvious.
There are Subterranean Pythons in Connecticut.
God help us all.